FUNNY UPS SMS
Meri sham ko sanwar do meri rat ko qarar do _ - . . . . . . . Mujhy UPS udhar do ya generator sy ak taar do =p =D
April 2016
SARDAAR FUNNY SMS IN URDU
Sardar: Ye tu kesi Maachis laya he, 1 b tili Nhi Jalti. S?n: Kiya bat Krte ho abba, 1,1 tili chek Kar k laya hu, Sub jal Rahe Thay.
BOYS GIRLS FUNNY SMS
Arzz kya hai: Pewasta reh shajar se umeed-e- bahaar rakh, Bachay 2 he achy, biwiyan beshak 4 rakh.
BIVI SHOHARFUNNY TEXT
Ek Admi ne apne Dost se pucha: BV ko khush rakhne ka kya tareeqa hy? Dost ne mushwara diya: Us k Husan ki tareef karte raho. Admi ghar gaya ...
TEACHER PATAHN SMS IN URDU
Teacher: A.B.C sunao Pathan: A . B . C Teacher: Aur sunao Pathan: Aur Allah ka shukr hay sub theek thaak. aap sunao.
WIFE HASBAND SMS
Wife: Janu, Saturday picnic Sunday movie and Monday shopping, Tuesday hotel, Wednesday outing, Thursday dinner, Kitna Maja aayega !! Husband...
bivi hasband sms
B.V: Suniye apka dost ek pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai ap usy roktay Q nai?? Husband: Main Q Rokon? mere vari ty bara nachiya C..
dost hasband sms
Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya? Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe. Dost: kya baat kar raha hai.. Husband: aur nah...
funny anmol batain
Anmol Bat ZINDAGI Mai 2 Cheezain Apna 'HAQ' Samajh Kr Laina:- . . 1. Sabzi K Sath Dhaniya ... 2. Samosey K Sath Chatni...!!
facebook funny sms
Facebook pe Fake IDs chalaney walon: Tum Larki to ban gye pr tumhare liye 1 buri khabar hai.. Tum kabhi MAA nahi ban paaoge:)
wife hasband funny sms
WIFE: Tum ne Kabhi Socha Hy K Meri Shadi Kisi or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota? HUSBAND: Me ne kabhi Kisi Ka bura Nahi Socha:-D
wifw saas sms
Wife apni saas se: Aapke betay main hazaaron khamiyaan hain. . Saas: Haan beti issi waja se to us ko achi larki nahi mili. :-)
bv shohar sms
Biwi: Meri Sharafat Dekho MaiNe Tumhen Baghair Dekhe Shadi Kar Li.. Shohar: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Mene Dekh Kar B Inkaar Nahi Kiya
Boy Girl SmS
Boy: Tum Boht Khubsurat Ho Girl: Ap B Boht Khubsurat Hn Pas Se Admi Guzra to Bola: Date Se Farigh Ho Kr Dono Apni Nazren Test Krwa Lena
Baap Beta sms
1Gaon me ksi buzurg k mrne se School me chutti hgai School se ate waqt Bacho ne 2Buzrgo ko dekha to 1bola Dekh 2chutiyan or ghom Rahi Hyn
School SmS
1Gaon me ksi buzurg k mrne se School me chutti hgai School se ate waqt Bacho ne 2Buzrgo ko dekha to 1bola Dekh 2chutiyan or ghom Rahi Hyn
Mehman SmS
Miss: AGar tumhare pas 2 Apple hai aor tumhare ghar 3 mehman aa jaye Tu tum kia karogy SarDar: Unke jane ka intezar
Beta Sardar Funny Sms
Beta Tumhari Age Kya Hai.? SARDAR G: Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7, aur Facebook Pe 18 Saal